I love how people say “Argentina has Messi, Germany have a team”. So one man reached the final by himself but at the same time he is not good at all? Oh he also must best the defender in the world since Argentina is the only team that didn’t concede in the knockout stage. Aaand he is a great keeper since he saved 2 penalties. Yes. However Argentina still don’t have a team and Messi is still shit, yes.
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Spoiler alert: adulthood is 96% of you going “well, I hope this is how it works and I’ll keep doing it till someone yells at me”
How many Muslims are on Tumblr ?
Zayn and all his mates saw me struggling and ran over. I was persisting because I was like, ‘I’m Dynamo, I’m going to get out of this’. But they came over.”
“I said, ‘You shouldn’t be pushing’, and he went, ‘Nah man, I’ve got to help a Bradford lad out’.Dynamo the (Bradfordian) magician, on the time Zayn helped him out when his car was stuck in the snow (via Sugarscape)